有哪些让你笑尿的弹幕

　1有哪些让你笑尿的弹(dàn )幕2如果看(kà(🐤)n )到自己的(🐤)女儿被男孩亲了一(🐤)下(🐤)(xià )嘴(zuǐ )你(🐤)会1有哪(nǎ(🐤) )些让你笑尿的(🐤)弹(🐤)幕(🐤)过多啦正(zhè(🐤)ng )好最(🐤)近在n刷(🐤)(shuā )甄嬛那你盘点甄(zhēn )嬛传里的(🐤)搞笑的(🐤)(de )电(diàn )影弹(🐤)幕1甄(🐤)嬛见完(🐤)眉(méi )庄和果子在湖(🐤)里(🐤)(lǐ )泛舟弹幕皇上嬛嬛你还会(🐤)织(zhī )帽(mào )子你也要给朕多少(🐤)惊(jīng )喜2甄嬛闻了一下说仿似(sì )有杜若(🐤)的气味弹幕本王(wáng )刚才(🐤)一放了个屁(pì )3皇(🐤)(huáng )帝送了甄(zhē(🐤)n )嬛一(🐤)双蜀(shǔ )锦鞋弹幕你(🐤)送臣妹一双鞋子儿臣送(🐤)你一顶帽子4太后带回(huí )去(🐤)(qù )华妃一支发钗弹幕太后的簪子送谁谁(shuí )倒(dǎo )霉蛋(🐤)弹幕丧子(zǐ(🐤) )取命簪(🐤)(zān )5华妃深夜召甄嬛安小鸟来唱歌(🐤)(gē )一番逼逼(🐤)后让甄嬛(🐤)(qióng )我唱歌(🐤)弹幕本宫来段rap6场(🐤)景下(🐤)雪了一群(🐤)(qún )宫女庄稼地(🐤)里玩(wán )弹幕下纸片(piàn )了下纸片了7眉庄(🐤)叹(🐤)息这样(🐤)的笑(xiào )声(shēng )好长(🐤)时(shí )间也没(méi )听得过了弹(🐤)幕来啊(🐤)我笑给(🐤)你听8皇上临(🐤)(lí(🐤)n )幸(🐤)(xìng )了淳常(🐤)在弹幕(🐤)皇上很专一的几十年如一(🐤)日一直(🐤)不(bú )喜欢(🐤)十六(🐤)(liù )七(🐤)岁的9皇后跟皇(🐤)上提淳常在(🐤)侍寝弹幕又查(🐤)老子的(🐤)开房记(🐤)录10妃(fēi )子聚(🐤)在一(yī )起听戏华妃怼齐(🐤)妃三阿哥去读书很不好(🐤)惹皇(huáng )帝气恼弹幕三阿哥心(🐤)(xīn )思(sī(🐤) )都用(🐤)在长高(🐤)上了(le )11华(huá )妃和皇(🐤)后一直在互怼弹幕(mù )多学习学习人家(jiā )江福海(hǎi )吧诚恳看看热闹弹(🐤)幕戏子(zǐ )到底是看我表演那就看你俩斗嘴(🐤)要是(🐤)你(nǐ )俩(🐤)过来12甄嬛给皇上(🐤)煮茶喝(hē )皇上说好香的(de )茶(chá )问怎末(mò(🐤) )烹(🐤)的(de )弹幕是儿(ér )臣用昨(🐤)夜(🐤)的洗(xǐ )脚水做的13甄嬛召幸前在浴(🐤)池和皇上讨论虚(🐤)言(🐤)弹幕皇上不准(🐤)去在浴池(🐤)里(lǐ )悄悄尿尿14甄嬛妃子第一天跟皇后(hòu )母亲请安躬(🐤)(gōng )身行礼(🐤)弹幕又多了(le )一只(🐤)招财猫招财猫给皇(🐤)后请安15皇后(hòu )和(🐤)甄嬛讨论香料皇后说(shuō(🐤) )放了果香倒是相(🐤)当了得弹幕放的(🐤)榴(🐤)莲(🐤)(lián )吗16皇(🐤)上赐了椒(🐤)房恩宠(chǒng )花生(🐤)桂圆红枣就这些弹(🐤)幕今晚(🐤)有八宝粥喝了弹(🐤)幕(mù )淳儿一定不(🐤)能又(🐤)不能来不然全吃过17甄菀(🐤)菀华怼怼欣呸呸皇打胎(🐤)(tā(🐤)i )安小鸟齐二哈18安小鸟和皇后(🐤)谈话也差(chà )不多是为啥要来景仁宫(gōng )以此暗示安小(xiǎo )鸟(niǎ(🐤)o )用香料打胎弹幕臣弟有(yǒu )咳疾想(🐤)进来传染给娘(🐤)娘19同(🐤)上两(🐤)人在(zà(🐤)i )对话香料(🐤)猫发春之类(🐤)弹幕意(yì )外怀孕(🐤)找皇后(hòu )弹幕(🐤)皇后喜欢榴莲香弹幕皇后开(🐤)始布置作(🐤)业(🐤)了20众妃(fē(🐤)i )在皇后(🐤)宫里赏春松子跑出来齐妃说松子又大了(le )一圈弹幕(🐤)(mù )松(🐤)子又长身高了(le )弹幕松子要被贬为庶(shù(🐤) )猫了21富察贵(guì )人滑胎太后(🐤)过来(🐤)责问弹幕宝娟的(🐤)马尿立(🐤)马见(🐤)效宝娟前面(miàn )用马(🐤)尿诅咒之了(🐤)富察弹幕(🐤)松子(🐤)(zǐ )妃掠夺封号(🐤)降(🐤)为猫(🐤)答(dá(🐤) )应(🐤)下来(lái )22太医查不出来(🐤)(lái )甄(🐤)嬛怀孕弹(dà(🐤)n )幕打(🐤)胎新订(🐤)单到了(🐤)弹幕(🐤)(mù )皇后最近好忙头风都没空(🐤)来犯了23皇上身上挂了(🐤)很多香囊袋(🐤)子弹幕(🐤)皇上一看以前应该是丐帮九袋弟子24华妃升了贵妃众妃在(zà(🐤)i )皇(🐤)后宫里开(🐤)早会皱起(qǐ(🐤) )眉头皇子华妃怼三阿哥呆(dāi )呆笨笨(bèn )的弹幕哼我的三(🐤)阿哥(gē(🐤) )可惜这(🐤)皇宫里(🐤)个子最低的25华妃罚甄嬛在翊坤宫跪著背(🐤)知(zhī )识点(🐤)背不好要让人棍子(zǐ )打眉庄弹(dàn )幕当眉庄是(shì )陀螺吗26甄(zhēn )嬛小产下次(🐤)众(🐤)妃站在床(chuáng )前(qián )等她醒(🐤)(xǐ(🐤)ng )过来(🐤)华(huá )妃在外(wà(🐤)i )面跪着(🐤)弹幕皇后是谁抢我打胎(tāi )队的生意弹幕(🐤)贵(🐤)妃(🐤)变跪妃27皇上问贱(🐤)人在(🐤)哪里(🐤)传她进(jìn )来苏培盛回去跟华妃说娘娘皇(huáng )上(🐤)(shà(🐤)ng )传你到里面呢(ne )弹幕苏公(gōng )公居然很清(qīng )楚谁是贱人(rén )28接上皇上(shàng )好好教训华妃弹幕皇(🐤)后觉得开(🐤)心的(🐤)流泪了过来弹幕(🐤)皇上一你生气眼(yǎn )睛都变大了29甄嬛是为复宠(chǒng )在(🐤)倚梅园弄了(🐤)蝴蝶等皇(🐤)(huáng )上(shàng )慢慢走近瑾(jǐn )汐把蝴蝶(🐤)都放(🐤)进了衣(🐤)服里弹幕幸亏菀(wǎn )嫔还没(méi )有狐(🐤)臭否则(zé )蝴蝶要(🐤)被熏(xūn )死30皇(🐤)上(🐤)问(🐤)哪里来的蝴(🐤)蝶等(🐤)等蝴蝶也为你(🐤)倾泄弹幕(mù )皇上哪里来的这么大多幺蛾子(zǐ(🐤) )弹(🐤)(dàn )幕我(wǒ )们没有为她倾泻(🐤)(xiè )是她抓我们来的31皇(🐤)上给众妃(fēi )开(🐤)什么会听完要选公主去(🐤)准(🐤)(zhǔn )格尔(🐤)和亲不过(🐤)胧(🐤)月公(gōng )主还小(🐤)找不到啊(ā )比(🐤)较(🐤)好的人选(🐤)弹幕让能长高(🐤)(gāo )的三阿(🐤)哥(gē )男扮女装(zhuā(🐤)ng )32弹幕火龙(🐤)果又进去了33甄嬛跟(🐤)富察(chá )贵人讲了(🐤)人彘的故(gù )事后再(zài )富察就疯(🐤)了你弹幕甄嬛吓快要疯了俩(🐤)嫔妃以后(🐤)不(🐤)用争宠了讲鬼故事去吧(🐤)34眉庄(🐤)甄(🐤)嬛坐一起弄阵线小允子八卦敦亲王散朝后把(🐤)张霖打(🐤)了弹幕敦亲王下午放学(xué )给我等(🐤)待35弹幕(mù )这柱(🐤)子像(xiàng )两根黄瓜36敦亲(qīn )王福晋入宫问安(🐤)(ān )和皇后(🐤)甄嬛聊了会(🐤)皇后(🐤)就走(🐤)了甄嬛也说先(🐤)回去吧(🐤)然后把四福晋追了追了出去说想去甄(🐤)嬛宫中坐一(🐤)坐弹幕时候不早了妾身想去你府(🐤)上蹭个饭37弹幕华(🐤)妃穿的跟猕猴桃做贼一样弹幕真猕猴桃(🐤)华妃(🐤)38皇上(🐤)和甄(🐤)嬛说到福(fú )晋喝惯了雪顶含翠皇上(shàng )说也没赏赐过他那(🐤)他是哪里来的弹幕敦亲王拼(🐤)(pīn )多多买的咋了嘛老弟39小夏子请甄嬛去养心殿说是皇上(🐤)(shàng )发(🐤)了好(🐤)大的脾气弹幕甄嬛是灭火器(qì )弹幕我(wǒ )猜一(yī(🐤) )到(🐤)那就是(shì )摔茶杯(🐤)我(🐤)赌一百40眉(🐤)(méi )庄(🐤)(zhuāng )给太后捏(🐤)(niē )腿按摩太后夸(🐤)她手上功夫愈来(lái )愈好(hǎo )了弹幕太后簪子(🐤)送人了(le )没有办法再给(🐤)你了弹幕儿臣手上的功夫(fū )也是温(🐤)太医(🐤)的功劳弹幕太(🐤)后办卡吗嬛嬛都在(zài )我这里(🐤)办了一张41甄嬛在御花园(🐤)遇到曹贵人和温宜(yí )只(🐤)好抱了(le )温宜亲了两下脸颊(jiá )弹(🐤)(dàn )幕甄嬛传唯(🐤)一(🐤)的(🐤)吻(🐤)戏42接上甄嬛先走了后再端(🐤)妃(🐤)追了(le )上去(qù )甄嬛问是不(🐤)是我有话要轻声说弹幕曹贵(🐤)人本(🐤)(běn )宫也(🐤)想亲(qīn )一个(🐤)43眉庄(🐤)和(🐤)甄嬛聊聊到小时候放纸船(chuán )传漂越远嫁吧(ba )的(de )越远(yuǎn )小时候眉庄说咱俩船得漂得一样远建议是嫁给两兄弟那样的话就(jiù )能(né(🐤)ng )每(🐤)天(tiān )都在一起了(🐤)(le )弹幕这是(🐤)你(nǐ )和果郡王在一起(🐤)的理由44后期安(ā(🐤)n )小鸟一再(🐤)次出现弹幕(🐤)(mù )全是穿行(🐤)的麝(🐤)(shè )香45太后身体(tǐ )好(🐤)一(yī )直不能(🐤)起(qǐ )床(🐤)修养弹幕(🐤)太后床戏(🐤)一绝(jué )床戏女王太后46甄嬛跟太后(🐤)皇(huáng )上(shàng )说肚中是双(🐤)生(shēng )胎(🐤)弹幕王爷真聪明能干弹(dàn )幕看(kàn )给他四(🐤)大爷高兴啊的(🐤)47安小鸟流产那(🐤)以后弹幕(🐤)皇(🐤)上打(dǎ )入天(🐤)牢了自己的孩子弹幕(🐤)(mù )小鸟杀了小鸟的小(xiǎo )鸟(🐤)弹(dà(🐤)n )幕皇上捣烂了鸟(🐤)蛋48温宜(🐤)生辰(🐤)曹贵人说抽签(🐤)决定表演之(🐤)类的让皇后先(xiān )抽(chō(🐤)u )弹幕皇(🐤)后(🐤)心道(🐤)(dào )抽到我(🐤)我(🐤)就(🐤)说贱人就是矫情弹(🐤)(dàn )幕让(ràng )华妃表(biǎo )演胸口碎(🐤)大石甄嬛第一次(cì(🐤) )小产失(shī )宠后(🐤)复宠时在倚梅园祈求眉庄帮(🐤)她引皇上(shàng )回来故作晚到皇后问怎么今天这么(🐤)多(duō )晚(🐤)(wǎn )眉庄回臣妹一(yī )眼就看到倚梅园梅花开了一(yī )时(shí )贪(🐤)看所以晚了皇(huáng )上听(tīng )了说若(🐤)是梅花(🐤)开了不(🐤)妨(🐤)惠贵人陪(🐤)朕一同去看下(🐤)弹(dàn )幕皇后撤回了(le )一条消息(xī )甄嬛复宠(🐤)后齐妃(fēi )和富(fù )察(🐤)贵(guì )人在一起商量对策弹幕没头脑和不(bú )高(🐤)兴甄嬛小(🐤)产失宠(chǒng )后不(🐤)吃药(🐤)安陵容送(🐤)进来的什么(me )东(🐤)西(🐤)点心甄嬛说小主看到安陵容送的东西估计不(bú )欢喜(xǐ(🐤) )给小允子吃过不(🐤)(bú )管了流(🐤)朱说(🐤)行那(🐤)我把药热(🐤)着一会(🐤)给小主喝弹幕药(yào )也(yě )给小允(🐤)子喝(hē )了吧眉庄复宠对(duì(🐤) )皇上(🐤)冷冷(🐤)淡(dàn )淡你(nǐ )每(mě(🐤)i )次皇上看(kàn )看眉庄时弹(🐤)幕眉庄(🐤)单方面(🐤)做出了(🐤)决定离婚还(🐤)有(🐤)(yǒu )一次忘了是哪个地方后宫嫔妃(fē(🐤)i )说错话(🐤)弹(🐤)幕嘴千万(wàn )不能也可以(🐤)捐回来有隔一段(🐤)时间甄嬛要温实初帮弹幕有事实初哥哥无事(shì )温太医有次下(xià )大雨(🐤)(yǔ(🐤) )皇(🐤)上(🐤)留华妃处电闪(shǎn )雷(🐤)鸣甄嬛说就算是(shì )这个时候华(🐤)妃还(🐤)在柔(🐤)婉承恩吧弹幕我奇(qí )怪她在(🐤)开车不但我(🐤)没证据(jù )欣贵人捡(jiǎ(🐤)n )风筝正巧(qiǎo )华妃(fēi )与宫(gōng )外官员作对被周宁海了结弹幕您的好友淳常在误坠对方野区已被单杀你(nǐ(🐤) )每(měi )次敬妃吃药啊弹幕一滴血打到敌方水晶一滴(dī )血打(🐤)(dǎ )到结局甄嬛被齐妃和富察贵人罚跪齐妃宫(🐤)女翠果心地善良甄嬛说(🐤)你的好心一定会(🐤)有好(🐤)报弹幕(🐤)意(🐤)思是我以后不(🐤)可能杀你甄(zhēn )嬛小产复宠后欲(🐤)情故纵几次把皇上挡在(🐤)门外(wài )皇(huáng )上找(🐤)果(guǒ )郡王聊也差(🐤)不多意思说朕想(xiǎng )去(🐤)碎玉轩弹幕果郡王我(🐤)也想(xiǎng )有一(🐤)次华妃给太后送了貂皮(pí )大衣太后给(gěi )华(🐤)妃了一(yī )个(🐤)簪(🐤)子(🐤)皇上来了(🐤)说(🐤)那(🐤)个貂不(bú )错华(huá )妃(fēi )送的吗(🐤)弹幕(mù(🐤) )太(tài )后这是老娘拿(🐤)簪子换的弹幕一(🐤)直(🐤)叫祺(🐤)贵人(rén )瓜6一直不懂(🐤)听说后来想了想(🐤)祺贵人瓜尔佳(jiā )氏(🐤)瓜(guā )24瓜6甄(🐤)嬛在甘(🐤)(gān )露(lù )寺河边手洗衣(yī )服弹(dà(🐤)n )幕极品精灵女人用(🐤)超能凌云峰(fēng )槿(🐤)夕劝甄嬛不违(🐤)背自己(🐤)心意找果郡王弹幕(🐤)王婆(🐤)劝金莲凌(🐤)云峰(🐤)温实初告诉甄嬛果郡王去世说(shuō )的时候转过了身弹幕转过(🐤)去不能让嬛儿一眼就(🐤)看(kà(🐤)n )到我笑(xià(🐤)o )哈哈哈哈哈哈刚(🐤)看见了一个险些(xiē )笑到去世(🐤)名场面甄嬛设计陷害皇后推她可(🐤)能导致(🐤)滑胎胧月不出来说皇额娘推了(🐤)熹娘娘以(🐤)外皇额娘吸了推娘娘(niáng )另外一个皇后问(wè(🐤)n )肯定是你教她这样(🐤)说的你是不是(shì )你的时(🐤)候(hòu )转过头来猛指敬贵(🐤)(guì )妃(🐤)敬贵妃吓一跳弹(🐤)幕天呐你手差(chà )点弄到(🐤)我好(🐤)看的脸蛋(dàn )了(le )配上敬贵(🐤)妃(🐤)的神态我的妈笑死人了安陵容封妃苏培盛说(shuō )且黄鹂多子寓意是很好啊的(🐤)皇上就(🐤)(jiù )确定封鹂(lí )妃弹(dàn )幕西瓜多子(🐤)就(🐤)封为瓜妃啊哈哈哈(🐤)哈(🐤)(hā 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)的如果教育女孩子学会保护(🐤)自己就好了假(🐤)如家(jiā )长说的过于(🐤)很有可能孩子会(huì )性(🐤)早(zǎo )熟假如家长干预太多(🐤)(duō )例如跟男孩(hái )的家长生气(qì(🐤) )吵(chǎo )架要让女孩跟(🐤)男孩子玩等(🐤)(děng )这会彻底的破(🐤)坏孩子(🐤)的交际圈也让(ràng )孩子那以后是没有朋友(🐤)孤孤(🐤)(gū )单单以上是一(yī )些个人观点对(duì )这类事情(🐤)你(🐤)有什(🐤)么看法呢(🐤)可以留个言(🐤)与大家讨(🐤)论(🐤)[收起部分]