苗阜王声上课完整版

　1苗阜王声(shēng )武(🚆)侠小(🚆)说相声叫(🚆)什么名字2苗阜王(wáng )声(shēng )今(🚆)年上的哪家春晚3求苗(miáo )阜王声(shē(🚆)ng )相声(shēng )满腹(fù )经纶的(🚆)台词1苗阜王声(🚆)武侠(xiá )小说相声叫什(shí )么名(míng )字就(🚆)没必(🚆)须明(🚆)确(què )的叫(jiào )名字是因(yīn )为(wéi )苗阜和王声也是著(zhe )名的相声(shēng )演(yǎn )员他(🚆)们洽谈过一些(🚆)小(🚆)品(pǐ(🚆)n )和相声(🚆)作(🚆)品(🚆)(pǐn )但没(méi )有一个(🚆)某(mǒu )一特(🚆)定的武侠小(xiǎo )说相(🚆)声作(zuò )品被正(zhèng )式(shì )命(mì(🚆)ng )名过(🚆)苗阜和王(🚆)声的相声作品以幽(🚆)默搞笑称著他们(men )也在多个影视作(🚆)品中有过出演电(🚆)视(🚆)剧深受观众喜(🚆)爱2苗阜王声(🚆)今年(🚆)上的哪家(jiā )春晚当(🚆)然何沄伟王(🚆)声两位说的相声真比较好在(zài )哪家说的都还可以不比(🚆)德云社(🚆)的好听(🚆)呀好看好(🚆)笑多了今年上的哪家春晚(🚆)到现在我(wǒ )还没注意到他(tā(🚆) )们的作品3求苗阜(fù )王声相声满腹(🚆)经纶的台词苗阜一(🚆)出来(lái )就丢这样的(de )丑我这样的文化造(zào )旨确实是王声造诣文化造诣苗阜好了好了王声您能用这样的词用那样(🚆)的(🚆)词(cí(🚆) )又(🚆)不能用(🚆)那(nà )样的(de )词建议说大白话苗(🚆)阜对对(duì )对这件事而言我跟(gēn )我身边这位王(🚆)声(shēng )老师(shī )说(🚆)(shuō )实话是比不了的王声不敢(gǎn )不敢来(🚆)(lái )苗阜王声老师人家是正经(🚆)的的大学(🚆)毕业生(🚆)王声我还没(méi )正(zhèng )经(🚆)的苗阜你不像(xiàng )我小学(🚆)三年级下次(cì )我就(🚆)函授了(🚆)我这(zhè )个(gè )王声谁给你(🚆)寄那教材(cái )去(qù )苗阜这不是谦虚说(shuō )的(🚆)吗王声(🚆)你(🚆)(nǐ(🚆) )别这么大(dà )答话苗阜(🚆)王声(🚆)老师大(dà )专毕业(yè )于(yú )陕西吃饭(🚆)了大学(xué )在陕西吃饭(fàn )了大学这(zhè )几年王声我又改(🚆)饭桶(🚆)(tǒng )了苗阜(🚆)不是您那学校(🚆)是王声(shēng )陕(🚆)西师范(fàn )大学(🚆)苗阜对对(🚆)对陕西(🚆)师范大学当年文学院的(de )高材生王声(🚆)不敢苗阜学的进(🚆)口挖掘机(🚆)修理这多少年了呀这(🚆)是王声您会(huì )聊天不(🚆)会呀苗(🚆)阜怎么(me )了王声哼怎(🚆)么了吗陕西师范大(dà )学文学院(🚆)我学进口挖掘(🚆)机修理我怎末不上蓝翔技校呢苗阜我我没有上过大(🚆)(dà )学王声那您问(wè(🚆)n )呐(🚆)苗阜您多(🚆)有失远迎(🚆)多赎清王(wáng )声还饶命我(wǒ )苗(🚆)阜我没有上过(🚆)大学的(🚆)经历但是我听(🚆)说王(🚆)老师当年但(🚆)是(shì )文学院四大才子王声没(🚆)(méi )我苗阜他行九王(🚆)声我行(háng )九苗阜当时就是一侧面打听都很清楚今天的事情儿王声别别别四大才子了苗阜啊王声我(🚆)连八大金刚(gāng )都不是苗阜怎(zěn )末八大金刚都(🚆)不是王声我是个老九啊(🚆)(ā )苗阜(🚆)您又不是按三五(wǔ )七九这么大(dà )排的吗老大那是老三(🚆)老(🚆)二(🚆)那是老五老三老七你老九王(wáng )声(🚆)文学(🚆)院(yuàn )排序(xù )排出来(🚆)等差数列回来了苗阜这说明您文武双(🚆)全啊(🚆)王声没听说过(🚆)啊苗阜我(🚆)现在(zài )说实话得需(xū )要补(bǔ )充自己的精力(🚆)而(é(🚆)r )且人家是饱读诗(🚆)书我(🚆)(wǒ )们又是一对搭档(🚆)这说不好(🚆)说实话我这(zhè )心里又是这样的话的上不安得跟(gēn )人家搭到(🚆)一(🚆)起(🚆)来我最(🚆)近(🚆)也就开始看书(shū )了(🚆)王声哦苗(🚆)阜现(xiàn )在无(🚆)疑(🚆)我是(shì )提升(🚆)了(🚆)好(🚆)学不倦的地步王声(🚆)你又饿(🚆)了是怎摸着了要拿一卷子大口大(🚆)口吃王声(🚆)酷(kù )爱读书苗阜手不释卷各种中外名著哟呵天天(🚆)手里看王声都看吗苗(🚆)阜昂(🚆)什么满腹经纶满腹经纶(🚆)王(🚆)声切苗(🚆)阜整(🚆)天搞(gǎo )到(dào )手里看(🚆)王(🚆)声你加一本满腹经纶加一本名侦(🚆)(zhēn )探(🚆)柯南这叫四(🚆)大(🚆)名(🚆)著明(míng )白吗苗阜这(zhè )是怎么回(huí )事呀王声哪(nǎ )儿(ér )有看漫画的这样的苗阜(fù(🚆) )我(🚆)是想能(🚆)养(🚆)成我看书学习(🚆)的习惯先(xiā(🚆)n )用漫画把我给勾(🚆)引别人(rén )住(🚆)王声(shēng )培养住苗阜培养训练住王声(🚆)书又(🚆)不(🚆)能勾引男人(rén )你苗阜四(🚆)(sì )大名著咱(🚆)也不是也(yě )看吗(🚆)王声哦苗(🚆)阜(🚆)刚才一你不知道那个咱也(🚆)得多(duō )多看(🚆)王声是(🚆)吗苗阜(🚆)毕竟咱们这个说实话小时候咱80后嘛王声(🚆)谁您(nín )刚才说了(🚆)(le )一个年龄档次苗(🚆)阜我80后啊王声(shēng )您(nín )这是也算做旧(jiù )吗那(nà )个算苗阜我这是心急(🚆)了一点你明白了(🚆)吗王(wá(🚆)ng )声长成这(🚆)样的还80后呢苗阜小时候(hòu )看那四大名(mí(🚆)ng )著(🚆)改编的电视剧王声这(🚆)个(gè )倒有苗阜尤(yóu )其是(🚆)海贼王(🚆)一到寒暑假打(dǎ )开电视就看这种王声多苗阜七龙珠孙悟空王声是是是苗(🚆)阜登登登猴过去了登登(🚆)登猴(🚆)过(guò )去了登登登王(wáng )声(🚆)您让猴儿歇会好(🚆)(hǎo )吗(🚆)苗阜影响深刻王声蹦三(sān )回了(le )都苗阜(🚆)我(🚆)就比较喜欢看这(🚆)个到现(🚆)在(zài )主题曲那(🚆)是(shì )犹深呐(🚆)王声(🚆)张(zhāng )口就唱苗阜鸳鸯(🚆)双栖(🚆)蝶落花人独立春花(🚆)烂漫惹人醉悄悄问圣(🚆)(shèng )僧(sēng )女儿美不美女儿美不美(🚆)御弟(🚆)哥哥御弟哥哥御弟(dì(🚆) )哥哥给(🚆)老娘(🚆)乐(🚆)一个王(🚆)声(🚆)哎(🚆)苗阜干吗了就不(bú(🚆) )理我了王声(🚆)这(zhè )是西(🚆)(xī )游(yóu )记主题曲(🚆)苗阜昂王声我都(dō(🚆)u )替(🚆)你臊(🚆)得慌(huāng )知道吗我都苗阜咋着了(🚆)王(🚆)声(shēng )你说了25集的(🚆)女儿国(guó )苗阜(fù )可能(🚆)会这一(🚆)集这个(🚆)印(🚆)(yìn )象比(bǐ )较好(hǎo )深(🚆)刻之吧王声主题(🚆)曲你搀着(🚆)马我挑(🚆)着担苗阜哦想起来了(🚆)想站了起来(🚆)了(🚆)另外(🚆)好多呢王声还有苗阜(🚆)假如水壶传水壶(hú )传我(🚆)也爱(ài )看王声(🚆)水壶传您都以前看过呀(🚆)苗阜一百零(🚆)八个大水壶(🚆)嘛(ma )王(🚆)声哎呀(🚆)这(🚆)(zhè )得多(🚆)大一个锅炉(🚆)房啊苗阜(fù )人是江湖好汉什么锅炉(lú )房王(🚆)声英(🚆)雄好汉有(🚆)叫水壶的(de )吗苗阜有(🚆)那(🚆)本(🚆)书啊王声圣斗士(🚆)苗阜水浒王声梁山(🚆)伯苗(🚆)阜和祝英台嘛王声这我清(qīng )楚苗(🚆)阜你也在(🚆)那桃花盛开的(de )地方我(🚆)也王(wáng )声(🚆)行行(háng )行梁山(🚆)伯跟(🚆)祝英是另一个故(gù )事(🚆)苗(🚆)阜(🚆)你刚(🚆)刚(gāng )说的梁山王(wáng )声水泊(🚆)梁山苗阜宋江有吧王声(🚆)对对(🚆)对苗阜扈三(🚆)娘王声(🚆)有苗阜葬心(🚆)了嘛王声(🚆)哎呦(🚆)(yōu )苗(🚆)阜这我有(yǒu )看这个你(nǐ )也红豆曲王声(🚆)别在那桃花盛开的(🚆)地方(fāng )了(🚆)苗阜咋得了王(🚆)声化(huà )蝶得有祝英(🚆)台苗阜(fù )那到底还有没有王声我也到(dào )底有(🚆)(yǒu )还(🚆)没有了苗阜我(🚆)这可能看得(🚆)少王声宋江(jiāng )跟扈三娘不蝴蝶(🚆)苗阜反正(🚆)我(🚆)就一百零八将(🚆)王(wáng )声(🚆)对对对(duì )苗阜一百零(🚆)八将听说(🚆)后来(🚆)我不看了王声(🚆)不看了(🚆)苗阜老经(jīng )常打(🚆)架(jià )王声(🚆)(shēng )嘿苗阜(fù )老砍人(🚆)有什(shí )么意(yì )思呢王(🚆)声(🚆)您(🚆)看的哪不打架的呀苗(🚆)阜您比如(rú )说看那个斗志斗勇(yǒng )的王声什么呀苗阜三国王声(shē(🚆)ng )这是苗阜西游记(🚆)经典(🚆)魏蜀吴多好看这个尤其是(shì )我看军师王(🚆)声谋士苗阜谋士人(🚆)家斗(dòu )智斗勇啊(🚆)王声对苗(🚆)阜(🚆)尤其里边那(nà(🚆) )几个谋士王声哪几个苗阜我最很(hěn )喜欢那三个王声三位(wè(🚆)i )呀(ya )苗(🚆)阜(🚆)诸葛亮头(🚆)一个孔明卧龙(lóng )我(wǒ )最喜欢(🚆)都(🚆)特别不笨草船借箭三打祝(zhù )家庄四探无底洞王(🚆)声三打(🚆)祝家(🚆)庄(🚆)把祝英台救不出来化蝶(dié )回来(🚆)是(🚆)吧这是苗阜怎莫又葬心了(le )王声这(🚆)(zhè )都是什(🚆)么二十七回您背(🚆)这(zhè )都是我(🚆)再说(🚆)说(🚆)您一遍苗阜相争王(🚆)声您记得一(yī )点这三没(méi )办法在一块相爱相杀(shā(🚆) )苗阜为(🚆)么呐王声(🚆)这三(sān )共(🚆)是(shì )一个(🚆)(gè(🚆) )人苗阜他不斗吗王声没法斗(🚆)一个人咋斗(dòu )苗阜我(wǒ )认为(🚆)人生比较(jiào )大(dà )的敌(🚆)人那(🚆)就是自己管得着吗王声您你(nǐ )不看小说(🚆)(shuō )了您都(🚆)彻(chè )底领(lǐng )悟了(🚆)您都(🚆)(dōu )苗阜再(🚆)(zài )说了以我(🚆)这样(yàng )的形象我那个气质我才可(🚆)(kě )以看一些(xiē(🚆) )老砍砍杀杀的事儿吗王(🚆)声您(ní(🚆)n )得(dé )看点考古(🚆)(gǔ )资料是吧这是好把(🚆)自己(🚆)(jǐ(🚆) )刨出去苗(🚆)阜我最爱(🚆)看的是才子佳人(🚆)的(de )东(dōng )西王声唉哟(yō )黑你别作(🚆)呕(🚆)着我(🚆)苗阜我(🚆)给(🚆)你最简单的例子王声就你这模样还(🚆)才子佳人(rén )呢苗阜我最很喜欢看的王(🚆)声什么东西书(shū )苗(🚆)阜(fù(🚆) )西游记王声对苗(miá(🚆)o )阜水浒也(🚆)叫(🚆)三(🚆)国(🚆)演义王(🚆)(wáng )声说不出来旁(🚆)的来(lái )苗阜(fù )太好(🚆)了(🚆)看这金陵十(🚆)二钗王(🚆)(wáng )声(🚆)哎苗阜(fù )里(🚆)面那(🚆)曹雪芹多好(hǎ(🚆)o )王声这(🚆)是作者还在(🚆)书里(lǐ(🚆) )头你就看一扉页是吧曹雪芹书合(🚆)上了(le )苗阜我(wǒ )哪(nǎ )就(jiù )光看(kàn )个扉页王(🚆)声什(🚆)么好玩意呀这(🚆)苗阜曹(🚆)雪(xuě(🚆) )芹我(wǒ )喜欢这样(🚆)的人呐王声嗯苗(🚆)阜(fù )作者呦(yōu )呵那(🚆)个年轻的(🚆)时候家(jiā )里(🚆)最(🚆)重(🚆)要的的富甲一方王(🚆)声(shēng )是苗阜当时父(fù )母早亡王声诶苗阜晚年没法(🚆)靠(kào )卖书卖(🚆)雪(🚆)里红芹(🚆)菜(🚆)(cài )一口气度日王声等等苗阜当(🚆)时流传(🚆)开来(lái )泥(🚆)人张(🚆)雪(xuě )琴曹王声(shēng )卖雪里红芹菜您是(🚆)从哪看进去(qù )的苗阜佩瑜曹嘛雪里红(hó(🚆)ng )芹菜他得生活(🚆)嘛(🚆)很(🚆)清楚(🚆)吧王声(🚆)叫曹雪芹就(🚆)归了(le )小商贩(fà(🚆)n )了是(🚆)吧这就苗阜我这么说心里盘算着王(🚆)声您(🚆)没以前看过这(🚆)书压根(🚆)就没看苗阜我怎末没看过王声您这记(jì )不清(🚆)(qīng )楚苗阜(fù(🚆) )里(🚆)面有一阙词我(🚆)记不(bú(🚆) )记得一(🚆)清二楚(chǔ )王声一阙(què )词(🚆)苗阜金陵(🚆)(líng )十(🚆)二(🚆)钗有(🚆)什么(🚆)王声(shēng )这您刚刚提过电视剧改编后(🚆)主(🚆)题曲用(🚆)它苗阜(🚆)对王声对了苗(🚆)阜谱上曲多好听呀(🚆)王(wáng )声嗯(🚆)苗阜不(🚆)过唱前有四(🚆)句定场诗王声那叫定场诗吗(🚆)那叫急速念四句诗(shī )苗阜不(🚆)(bú )光好听(tīng )呀王声嗯苗阜朗诵腔念出(🚆)来王(wáng )声(🚆)朗诵腔苗阜感觉上而且好[收起部分]