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)子和她的妈(🐤)妈哭(kū )天抹泪跑来(🐤)我的办公(gōng )室里(🐤)来状告(🐤)我这位(🐤)同事(🐤)说(🐤)他不知羞耻和妻子姐姐家的女儿住(🐤)在一(yī )起了(le )我一(🐤)想(🐤)这差着一个辈(bèi )分(fèn )呢(ne )怎么(🐤)会(huì )直接(🐤)出(chū )现那样的事情呢这(🐤)位同(🐤)事在(🐤)我的眼中(zhōng )是(🐤)一个再普(🐤)通(🐤)当然了的人了(🐤)成天蔫头(tó(🐤)u )蔫(niān )脑(nǎo )的(🐤)话也(🐤)不是(🐤)太(🐤)多吃穿也(🐤)不都(dōu )讲究当时我不管(🐤)怎么样(🐤)也(🐤)不太(tài )我相信这母女(nǚ )俩说(🐤)得话有道是(🐤)民若告(gào )官必(🐤)究既然家属找上(🐤)了(🐤)门来才是(🐤)一级组织的负责(zé )人(ré(🐤)n )我应(🐤)该要追究一下(xià )随后有(🐤)一天我(wǒ )把这(🐤)位同(🐤)(tóng )事叫到了办公室想知道一点一下虚无飘渺的情况有所(suǒ )预(yù )料(lià(🐤)o )我的意料这位同事(🐤)(shì )很干脆地就承认了此事(🐤)而且一改以往(wǎng )那种对人畏畏缩缩(suō(🐤) )的(de )态度只是(🐤)用敢把(bǎ )皇帝拉下了马的豪情把一切责任(🐤)都(🐤)搅到(dào )了(le )自己(🐤)的身(🐤)上原先这(zhè )位(wè(🐤)i )同事的妻子一(🐤)直(zhí )就没工作就在小区(🐤)里租了个商铺开了(le )一家超(🐤)(chāo )市虽然生意(🐤)也也不是(shì )尤其好可是干超市(🐤)肯定挺磨人的(🐤)店(🐤)里一天到晚都不能不能赶到人时间(jiān )一长(zhǎng )同事(shì )的妻子(🐤)(zǐ )就些撑忍耐不(🐤)住(zhù )了也在(zài )这个时(🐤)候同事(shì )妻子(🐤)的(🐤)姐(🐤)姐(jiě )家(🐤)的女儿又一次(🐤)高考成(🐤)绩不(🐤)理想了小丫头呆在家里还没有事情做索性(🐤)经同事的妻(🐤)子(🐤)答应她姐(🐤)姐家的女儿就离开了了超市里帮工麻烦(fá(🐤)n )你挣些(🐤)生(shēng )活费别看(kà(🐤)n )这(zhè )种小丫头怎么学习要不但(🐤)花起钱(qián )来却(🐤)很厉害的很确(què )实(shí(🐤) 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