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  　1新说新语台词2跪求2016德云社20周(🐈)年之优酷(🐈)会员专3郭(guō )德(🐈)纲于(🐈)谦车(chē )祸版汾河湾(wān )我听了八(🐈)遍(biàn )42005德云(yú(🐈)n )社(🐈)封箱最(zuì(🐈) )火的那一场1新说新语台词岳云(yún )鹏(🐈)喊什(shí )么观众(zhòng )又(yòu )帅了岳(yuè )云(🐈)鹏(🐈)又帅了谢谢啦谢谢了站在那个舞台上(🐈)(shà(🐈)ng )真(🐈)十分地不安总(🐈)之我(wǒ )们两(🐈)个真的是德云(🐈)社的(🐈)新人孙越咱也算新人岳云(yún )鹏(péng )而且(🐈)我们都(dōu )很年轻(🐈)我刚(🐈)三(🐈)十他五十七(qī )我们两个人孙越您等(🐈)等(dě(🐈)ng )一会(🐈)儿(🐈)谁(🐈)五(🐈)十七啊岳云(yún )鹏你多少岁孙(🐈)越我不出来四(🐈)十岳云鹏我(wǒ )三十多岁他不出(chū )来四十孙越对了岳(🐈)云鹏加下来(🐈)当然岁数不是太大(dà )孙越不(bú )大岳云鹏(🐈)不过今天(tiān )在座有(yǒu )资(🐈)历比咱们老的孙越这有岳云(yú(🐈)n )鹏对(🐈)不对孙越有岳云鹏有依老(🐈)卖老的孙越谁呀岳(🐈)云鹏啊孙(🐈)越谁呀讲讲岳云鹏咱们俩眼神一(🐈)(yī )二走孙越老村长岳(🐈)云(yún )鹏对孙越(🐈)踏踏实实多了岳云鹏(🐈)那个(🐈)舞台当然人才辈出孙(🐈)越是(🐈)是是(🐈)岳云鹏我也(yě )我看过(guò )很多(🐈)不光棒的演员孙越对岳云鹏(🐈)对不对人(rén )家期期都到孙越期期(qī(🐈) )到(🐈)岳云(🐈)(yún )鹏咱们两个(🐈)今天不(🐈)算(🐈)头(🐈)七(🐈)孙越(yuè )对(duì )2跪求2016德云社20周年之(zhī )优酷(🐈)会员专(zhuān )我这里就(🐈)有你说的(de )相声完整(🐈)版3郭(guō )德纲于(🐈)谦车(chē )祸版汾(fé(🐈)n )河湾我听了八遍这场演出被(🐈)称(🐈)悬崖(yá )边(biā(🐈)n )的演(yǎn )出随时可能翻船(chuá(🐈)n )用惊(🐈)(jīng )心动魄比(🐈)喻一点(diǎn )不为过整(🐈)场演出观(🐈)众(🐈)都在捏着(🐈)汗郭德刚更(🐈)是(shì )气得苦(kǔ )笑不(🐈)得但我们看到(🐈)的是郭德(dé )刚(🐈)的(🐈)无奈是(🐈)于(🐈)谦的(de )不容易是(🐈)德(🐈)云(🐈)社面对观众负(🐈)责(🐈)到底的态度坚守艺(yì )人的底线(xiàn )你(nǐ(🐈) )是哪人背后的(🐈)不宜演员(yuán )和艺人也是为了怎样生活在(🐈)打拼就是为了事业在死命人活在世上(shàng )就(🐈)如郭德刚(gāng )所说(🐈)别看人前显贵总之(zhī )背后(hòu )很受罪一车(🐈)祸(huò )版汾河(🐈)湾(🐈)始末2018年(🐈)9月18日德云社(🐈)在(🐈)北展演唱会郭德(dé )刚和于谦要表演相声2016德云社20周(🐈)年之优酷会(🐈)员专2跪求2016德(🐈)云(🐈)社20周年之优酷会(huì )员专ahrefpoint3title郭德纲于谦车祸(🐈)版(bǎn )汾(fén )河湾但因于谦喝洒喝(🐈)多了了差一点倒(dǎo )致演出事故在现(🐈)场表演前(🐈)郭麒(qí )麟就迟到的人了(🐈)总算弄(🐈)到现(🐈)场但在(🐈)表演(yǎn )过程中彻底不在调上又一次程序出错一是嗓门高(🐈)声音大捧哏的一连盖过(guò )了逗哏二是有(🐈)几处程序出(chū )错于(🐈)老师(shī )把薛(xuē )仁贵说成了薛平(🐈)(píng )贵把柳银(🐈)环说成了王宝钏人(🐈)物关系彻底乱掉了三(🐈)是眼睁睁可以发挥(🐈)随便选加戏在其中有一(🐈)段就没唱词于(yú )老师(🐈)硬(🐈)要唱(chà(🐈)ng )四是口无遮拦(🐈)听到什(shí )么说(🐈)(shuō )什么于(🐈)谦老(🐈)(lǎo )师在这段相声的(🐈)过程中(zhōng )还(🐈)说了不(🐈)少(🐈)大尺度(🐈)的词吓得郭德纲忙(máng )不迭地去捣(dǎo )住他(tā )的(🐈)口(🐈)怕他(🐈)说了什么没法(🐈)说的(de )东西整场演唱会于谦(🐈)都处于(🐈)酒醉(zuì )后亢奋(🐈)状态满(mǎn )身尘土(🐈)酒气不是站错位置(🐈)就(jiù )是(🐈)错话外在表现异常二郭(🐈)德刚表现可圈可点(diǎn )郭德刚(🐈)越是在(zà(🐈)i )大是大非身(shē(🐈)n )边越是(🐈)在(zài )危(🐈)难时刻(🐈)越(🐈)是(🐈)冷(lěng )静下来能(🐈)从容越能显出水平和(hé )能力这只能(🐈)证明郭德刚不(🐈)是(🐈)一(🐈)般人在这(🐈)方面(miàn )是愿意赞佩按理说在(🐈)情况下是不难(🐈)演的演员(yuán )不在(🐈)状态不能对付这也不是一般(bān )的演出(chū )连郭德刚都大为(🐈)惊(jī(🐈)ng )奇但郭(🐈)德刚真不愧(kuì )是(shì )是比较著名(mí(🐈)ng )相声表(🐈)演艺术家看到过大世面久经(🐈)(jīng )战阵(🐈)(zhèn )沉着冷(🐈)静见(🐈)多(🐈)识(🐈)广凭随机应变能力(lì )扶(fú )大厦(xià(🐈) )之将倾也(🐈)表(biǎo )现(xiàn )出来出郭德刚亚马逊的危机公关能力在(🐈)整场演出谦哥(🐈)是又再(🐈)次失误(🐈)不断出(chū )戏郭(🐈)德刚一(yī )方面要帮忙照(zhào )顾(gù )于谦(🐈)的(🐈)醉态另一方面还得尽量(liàng )地如何补救觑准发挥遇上(🐈)台下(xià )几(jǐ )千(qiā(🐈)n )观众肯定不能(néng )再次出现(🐈)问题(🐈)虽然并非一般人能你做(🐈)到的从200以内两点(diǎn )我们就(🐈)能(🐈)感受到(🐈)出去(qù )1郭德(🐈)刚整场(🐈)就没表(biǎo )现出情绪和不满(🐈)来论什么意外一直在认真演出一边救于谦(🐈)一边强行观众气氛时紧时(🐈)松观众就没感觉道特别(bié(🐈) )的失意来反而在其它点上效果(guǒ(🐈) )更(🐈)佳火爆异(🐈)常2于谦一直(🐈)在很随(suí )意地可以发挥有时难以自我(wǒ )控制能力会出现不按套路出(chū )牌的(de )情况(🐈)但郭德(dé )刚能(🐈)将每一处失(shī )误都恰如其(🐈)分的当包袱来补(🐈)充减少笑料(🐈)这(🐈)是临场发挥实属不易就没过硬的(de )基(🐈)(jī )本功(gōng )是做不进去的这真的郭德(🐈)刚表演面点(diǎn )王(🐈)的(de )时候是事故但确实是真演(🐈)(yǎn )出(chū )半点马上准(zhǔ(🐈)n )备的现场直播(bō )在这(🐈)场表演中(zhōng )郭德刚(🐈)表(biǎo )现出了极高的职(🐈)业操(🐈)守和(🐈)现(🐈)场(🐈)把控力能(🐈)力只能(🐈)说明了郭德刚的大度不太(tài )计较不恼不(bú(🐈) )怒不慌不忙(🐈)化险为夷死(🐈)死将一(🐈)场意外事故(🐈)变成经典(diǎn )之作也只能证明两人的关(guān )系非同一(🐈)般又不(🐈)是别人能理(🐈)解和被拆散的三(🐈)(sān )这个事件背后原(🐈)因分析1先说于谦(qiān )为什(shí )么(me )喝(🐈)茶大家都明白了于谦生(shē(🐈)ng )性豪气(🐈)(qì )和重义气(🐈)待朋友热情这既是优点(diǎn )都是缺点那就(jiù )是(🐈)在朋友(🐈)身旁不不善于委婉地(🐈)拒绝有时冲动的(🐈)(de )惩罚那天恰(🐈)好是他戒烟满三(🐈)个月(🐈)与朋(🐈)友喝茶庆祝是为(🐈)朋友兴奋那天喝痛快了郭麒(🐈)麟(lí(🐈)n )如(🐈)果说招(zhāo )待朋友现在就要宾主尽欢演唱会在晚(wǎn )上时间早(🐈)了(le )就多(🐈)(duō )喝点了(🐈)(le )点(🐈)最后(🐈)从上午(wǔ(🐈) )10多一直喝(🐈)到下午4点多直到喝的控制不(bú )了自己之后应(🐈)该被徒(tú )弟们硬拉去(🐈)了剧(jù )场在车里睡得起(qǐ )不来实在是(🐈)怠(🐈)慢(🐈)(màn )了(le )把演出差点(🐈)没耽(🐈)误时间(🐈)了不过也有(🐈)人说是于(🐈)谦刚才砸场(chǎng )给郭德刚难堪借酒(🐈)再发挥(🐈)但咱们(men )不信谣(yáo )不信(🐈)谣后(🐈)面两人又不是好好的吗再说吧那天半夜于谦(🐈)酒醉了也给郭德刚向他道歉(🐈)了所以(🐈)才全(quán )是误会当(dāng )然(rán )这(🐈)对谦(🐈)也是一次教训才是演员演出(🐈)是大事否则不就(jiù(🐈) )有可(🐈)能坏(huài )大事2怎地(🐈)(dì )不(🐈)改音乐会节(jiē )目(🐈)郭(guō )德刚常说(🐈)观(guān )众是演员的(🐈)衣食父母在演出上决没法胡弄(🐈)观众宁(níng )愿自(🐈)己(🐈)受点累(🐈)也(yě )要为(🐈)(wéi )了观(🐈)众现场表(🐈)演(yǎn )好已经才(🐈)发出的节日单是又不能随手(🐈)(shǒ(🐈)u )你要改的这(🐈)是演出的纪律(lǜ )和(hé )大忌纵然(🐈)要(🐈)冒一(yī )定的风(🐈)险也可以(🐈)信守诺言守住(🐈)职业操守用最好的状态来对付观(guā(🐈)n )众郭德(🐈)刚(gāng )算(🐈)话(🐈)所(🐈)(suǒ )以也(yě )在尽一切可能来(lái )为(wéi )观(🐈)众表演啊3若是(shì )如(🐈)此(🐈)再次出现问题的(🐈)后(hò(🐈)u )果若(🐈)他又出现伤(shāng )失(🐈)不用什么说一定(🐈)是德(🐈)云(🐈)社历史上的一(yī )次(🐈)相当严重的演出(🐈)事(shì )故自己砸自己的品牌那个影响力都知道正(🐈)毕竟(jìng )相声(shēng )界(jiè )有很多的(🐈)同行想看他们(🐈)的绝对好看(🐈)所(🐈)以(🐈)我他们(🐈)自己没(méi )有要求(qiú )更严格说在最后那(🐈)个事(🐈)件(🐈)那就证明各行各业(yè )都不(bú )容易一个很(hěn )简单事光线折射出(🐈)(chū(🐈) )一个行业的辛(🐈)酸但从这次事件中我们也(yě )看见一名优秀的演员还要拥有这种(zhǒng )防范(fàn )意外事件(🐈)(jiàn )的(🐈)(de )能力一(🐈)个人的能(né(🐈)ng )力都是在能挽救(🐈)一次(cì )次的事(🐈)故中得到升华和成长将意(🐈)外当(🐈)外一种(🐈)磨练(lià(🐈)n )和锻炼(🐈)增加自(zì )己的应急(jí )所(🐈)能力(lì )处变减少的(🐈)(de )能力让(ràng )自己才(🐈)高八斗也实非不(🐈)是最好就是的收获42005德云社封箱最火的那(🐈)一场德云(🐈)社2005年封箱最(🐈)火(🐈)的一场是牛逼养成(🐈)计(🐈)划而且这场表(🐈)演中郭(guō(🐈) )德纲(gāng )和他(🐈)的德(dé(🐈) )云社(🐈)团队能够自身风格独特(tè )的相声表演和幽默搞笑的剧情(🐈)故(🐈)事让得观众们(🐈)(men )大为惊(🐈)喜场面火爆程度堪比当年的春晚是德(dé )云社(🐈)(shè )历史上(🐈)的很(🐈)经典(🐈)之(zhī )一(🐈)这(zhè )场演出的成功也权利的象(🐈)征着(🐈)相声艺术的复兴和德(dé )云(🐈)社这(🐈)一相(🐈)声团(tuán )队(🐈)(duì )的国家公务(🐈)员考(🐈)试(shì(🐈) )综(🐈)合教材崛(🐈)起(qǐ )德云社是中国相声界乃至于全球文化艺术界中(🐈)最(🐈)具(jù )影(🐈)响力和知名(mí(🐈)ng )度的(🐈)相(🐈)声团(🐈)队之一(🐈)最擅长以幽默搞(🐈)笑(xiào )露骨奇异(🐈)的表演形式让观众津津乐(🐈)和快乐断(🐈)的(🐈)其(qí )在表演啊中融(róng )合在一起(🐈)了多(🐈)种元素(sù )和风格以(yǐ )及(jí )传(🐈)统(tǒng )相声评(píng )书戏曲小品(🐈)等(děng )因此与时俱(🐈)进地努(nǔ )力(lì )创新和突(🐈)破自我为相声(🐈)文(🐈)化和(hé )艺术的传承和推广(🐈)表现出了(le )卓越贡献[收起部分]